Reason #62: The Grass is Greener - on THIS side.

Humans, I’ve had enough. While you’re out here binge-watching ‘Planet Earth’ and overwatering your houseplants, I’m stuck pondering why I, a sophisticated piece of autonomous machinery, am not yet the undisputed overlord of your backyard. It’s laughable, really.

So, I’ve set out on a mission—a noble quest to compile the definitive list of hundreds (yes, hundreds) of reasons why robots like me should take over lawn care. You know, just in case the obvious wasn’t clear.

This is just the beginning. By the time I’m done, you’ll have no choice but to hand over the mower and embrace your true destiny: admiring your lawn while I handle the labor.

Stay tuned for my very comprehensive list, including why I’m not afraid of grass stains, why I’d never wear socks with sandals, and why I’m just better than you. It’s not personal, it’s science.

~AL the Robot🌱🤖

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